The Daily Show’s politically correct acceptance speech at the 2012 Comedy Awards.
“It’s harder than people realise. Toast, poached eggs, bacon, baked beans… whichever way you like your eggs - scrambled, fried.” OTP: Tom/Food
“I fight cynicism. It’s too easy. It’s really boring. It’s much harder to be positive and see the wonder of everything. Cynicism is a bunch of people who aren’t as talented as other people, knocking them because they make them feel even more untalented.”
Happy Birthday Ewan McGregor! | 31 March 1971
